"Mom, it's a White Out!!!

  May I set the scene for you?

Me, Stef, the Mother of my children, in my bathroom spackling some zits  um..putting some makeup on, when porter runs in-

Porter: Mom! Mom! It's a White Out.
Me: (deep breath in....&....exhale...) what do you mean? am I going to be mad?
Porter: It wasn't me, I swear!

I now exit my beauty parlor and find.....

Yup, exactly what I was thinkin "those look like the foot prints of a 2 year old.